i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.
“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”
there’s an app that lets you do this & i fucking hate that it exists
Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit
dont give it any money It wont learn to have a good work ethic
“ “ “ Using this poison I’ll… ” ” ”
surprise everyone.
kill everyone but the Traitor.
win against the Mastermind.
Not sure if I ever uploaded this last year due to spoilers. Well, here you go:
Tricksters.
this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that
I needed this
*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess
“congratulations you’re hired!”
“congratulations you’re approved!”
“congratulations you’re accepted!”
“congratulations you’re promoted!”
is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩
I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus. XD
Reblog if u love and support her!
what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemon
Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.
Anyway here’s trans Pikachu.
Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail
This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
